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28.
A much more politer version of the word fuck.
Used for expressing anger,shock etc.
Can be used around authorative figures
Person A:Did you hear?
Person B:No,what?
Person A:XXX Concert is cancelled and there's no refund for tickets
Person B:TOOT!!!!

Wrong usage:

Person A:Hey,I wanna toot you
Person B:No way
Person A:Darn!
by boogpsecretagent October 03, 2009
 
1.
Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
by -Al- May 07, 2008
 
2.
Toot:
1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs
1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!
by ~Keyona January 09, 2004
 
3.
sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat
Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!
by BiGr March 03, 2005
 
4.
geordie word for cocaine
giz a line of toot
by geordie October 24, 2003
 
5.
An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.
Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!
by fatcroot September 23, 2009
 
6.
Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".
I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.
by veghead July 03, 2009
 
7.
home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.
'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'
by doyle May 13, 2004