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1. toots
Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
2. toots
derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.
"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"
3. toots
one who must be protected at all costs
No harm must come to toots!
4. Toots
A girl you really love and rate! A girl who is your best friend, and who you love to fuck.
Dirk: That bit of fluff in the office is pretty tasty!

Abs: Yes, she is. But keep your hands off, because she's my Toots.
5. toots
crystal meth, otherwise known as batu
Sup brah you like smoke some toots ah you facka?
6. toots
1) A girl who rudely farts (or sharts) in her pants in a repetitive fashion.

2) The name given to any girl who is so unsuccesful that they convince themselves that their entire life is a lie and thus projects this onto every person around her.

3) A word also synonomous with slut or skank.
-That girl just farted in class, what a TOOTS.
-Shes just pullin a TOOTS again lying about all these scholarships.
-That girl took it in the face, shes a TOOTS.