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A very thin jointthough still smoked, if not long enough will dissapoint
Steve: Yo man smoke this shit
Me: Dude thats a toothpick! Id get a better high from Jesus!
by spamelope May 10, 2005
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A name for a person who's overly thin, and appears to look like a toothpick. Basically, someone who's so skinny that it looks like you could break them in half, like a toothpick.
"Dude, look over there. Toothpick looks like he's gonna snap in half any minute now. . ."
by coolspyro17 November 21, 2012
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a person who is diagnosed with or suffers from any kind of cancer disease,indicating the loss of weight and decline in health after all the chemo therapies and medication.
Uncle Sam was at the doctor's last week.He is a toothpick now.
by milanfanabhi January 12, 2010
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a very very skinny looking person
by peter griffin in yo face November 15, 2011
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When a male carefully inserts a toothpick or any other pointed object into the hole of his penis for his pleasure.
Lockeroom Guy: Hey Rich, you feelin alright?
Rich: Yeah man i was feelin kinky and decided to shove a toothpick up my cock. IT FELT GREAT!!!
by The Moll-ster March 02, 2010
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Small wooden stick for cleaning out your teeth

Also resembling the size of your penis.
"May i have a fresh minty flavored toothpick to clean my teeth with?"

"Haha your your dick is the size of a toothpick!!!!"
by Greg Young June 02, 2009
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Tim getting wood after watching his grandma get out of her wheelchair.
Man, Tim did you just a toothpick watching your grandma get out her wheelchair?
by Steve Winters November 01, 2003
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