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15.
A tooth fairy is a gay dentist.
Dr. Gumm's idea of a root canal was to go for a root in someone's "canal".

He was a consummate tooth fairy.
by scodder May 20, 2010
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16.
a name given to a person with the qualities of a tooth fairy wearing pink and purple tiara pink skinny jeans and a pink tutu with a wand. received recognition in 2008.
man he is such a tooth fairy dude just look at him
by jinx188 December 04, 2009
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17.
A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.
Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?

Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?

Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?

Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas

Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.

Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score

*sex noises*
by Shinusha July 22, 2009
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18.
a bitch who steals your tooth and your money
mom the tooth fairy stole all the money in my piggy bank and took my tooth and left me with a stupid quarter
by zertzarm March 25, 2009
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19.
The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.
by Taylor2_2 December 02, 2006
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20.
Shits without a sound and tinkles without a splatter because it is air.
Look under Bevin.
by poo poo August 02, 2003
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