Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?
Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?
Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas
Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.
Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score