A much more politer version of the word fuck.
Used for expressing anger,shock etc.
Can be used around authorative figures
Person A:Did you hear?
Person A:XXX Concert is cancelled and there's no refund for tickets
Person A:Hey,I wanna toot you
Person B:No way
1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs
1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!
Another word for fart.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.
geordie word for cocaine
giz a line of toot
Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!
To bounce your ass up and down in the air preferably during sexual intercourse.
Where yo head go at when you want it from the back? Toot Toot that ass up!! You like it like that?
home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.
the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.
'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'
A term used when witnessing a fat person, or a general mong.
Can also be used with a thumbs up held on the palm of the other hand - this symbol allows you to demonstrate you have seen a TOOT without vocalising it.
*fat person walks past*