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20. toot
A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.
Do you really need an example? Well, ok.
/leans...*HOOOOOONK!*
by BlastMaster Sep 21, 2003 add a video
1. Toot
Toot:
1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs
1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!
by ~Keyona Jan 9, 2004 add a video
2. toot
Another word for fart.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.
by SiliconHero Apr 24, 2003 add a video
3. toot
geordie word for cocaine
giz a line of toot
by geordie Oct 24, 2003 add a video
4. toot
sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat
Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!
by BiGr Mar 3, 2005 add a video
5. toot
To bounce your ass up and down in the air preferably during sexual intercourse.
Where yo head go at when you want it from the back? Toot Toot that ass up!! You like it like that?
by HoneyBee18 Jul 3, 2003 add a video
6. toot
home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.
'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'
by doyle May 13, 2004 add a video
7. Toot
A term used when witnessing a fat person, or a general mong.
Can also be used with a thumbs up held on the palm of the other hand - this symbol allows you to demonstrate you have seen a TOOT without vocalising it.
*fat person walks past*
'TOOT'
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