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Toepee means when somebody tries to get you fucked up
Girl, dont get toepee with me!
Toepee by ieatfish April 8, 2015
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Toope Moment

That moment when you or a friend fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row.
Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"
Toope Moment by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020

Dick Toupee 

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.
Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!
Dick Toupee by PieKnee October 6, 2016

tampa bay toupee 

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece
fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.
just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.
"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"
1. Describe the bad way someone's treating you or others. Like if someone is bothering you, but you can't put your finger on what about them is annoying to you. Just say toepee.

2. A word to describe an off puting action that you don't know the word for.
"Those shoe's would look waaaay better on Karen, Catie." remarked Regina.
"Gurl, stop being so…um…toepee!"
Toepee by Narwhaltooth April 7, 2015