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2.
A penis
That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.
by Greselda1234 October 11, 2010
 
1.
something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.
person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
by SugaShaners June 07, 2009
 
3.
A penis
That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.
by Greselda1234 October 11, 2010
 
4.
Martini, plain and simple...preferably with vodka.
I had several tooners before heading over to meet the ol' lady for dinner.
by billbaroo November 21, 2008