Toolwack 

(adverb)

Origin: Native Islands of Guava
Tool: doodle
Wack: have a pull
Result: having a pull on your doodle
Smart sounding result: masturbation

I need a jigjig but i can't get one so i'll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!

Toolwack by Dlme. June 15, 2009

ToolBitch 

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.

"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."

ToolBitch by Glockmeister November 19, 2004

toolwarehouse

The highest order of tools. One who has achieved this disgraceful plateau has lost the respect of all of his peers and probably has lost most of his friends too. His chances of getting laid on a regular basis are next to zero.
An example of a toolwarehouse would be a balding, middle-aged grocery store manager who has lost all sense of reality.

Paul seriously said that to you? Man that guy's not just a toolshed he's a whole freakin' toolwarehouse.

toolwarehouse by rickyfresh June 18, 2006