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an Evolution of the word toolbag, used to describe someone being obscenely lame or doosh-like.
Mike: Dude your such a tooltruck!!

Brendan: I know....
by mikey jann July 07, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.
Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!
by Buddhadaddy August 04, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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