Tooloom 

Anything you want it to be.

"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."

Tooloom by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

Tool Room 

A room, in which a high ranking bitch is in charge, she makes it her soul purpose to take the easiest job in the marine corps, and make it hard as fuck

I had to walk into tool room the other day, and almost lost my mind.

Tool Room by MikeCBrady December 23, 2008

Tool Room 

the shop for shitbag marines, suck ass imrl managers, and lazy hazmat cordinators. Also known ass the most skate shop in the Marine Corps where Female SNCO's make their marines hate their life.

Marine 1: dude im so glad I'm Not in tool room.
Marine2: i know that shop is full of shitbags and lazy asses, and their SSgt is a Straight Bitch

Tool Room by MR.REG February 19, 2009

Tool Room 

The coolest Marines in a squadron.

They are too cool for their shops.

They are known for gang banging ordnance, seat shop, powerline, airframes, and avionics shops wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers.

They are sexy motherf**kers.

All other shops cannont complete even the simplest task themselves without first begging tool room for the tools required.

"Hey where's your wife at man?"
"She's in tool room again playing with their tools."
Wow man, that's awesome. I wish my girlfriend would bang some tool room guys!"
"I'm sure she does."
"Sweet!"

Tool Room by ToolGuy June 4, 2009