Toolio 

Tool with a twist. A toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler... A toolio is much worse than a tool. They are like tools, only 500 times worse. These toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to class, work, or even the supermarket. Watch out for toolios. Nobody likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.

As Skyler skipped around in her underwear, Clare said," Oh my like total gosh, what a toolio!" Abi agreed.

Toolio by Untoolios to the Maxxx December 28, 2005

toolitude 

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.

Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.

toolitude by Master McHam October 10, 2007

Toolio Iglesias 

Some one who is a tool, jerk, loser etc.

Man look at that Toolio Iglesias.

Toolio Iglesias by Julio00132 July 21, 2009

Tooliosis 

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

Tooliosis by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooliosis 

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

Tooliosis by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011

Big Game Toolio 

One who misguidely believes he has chic fashion sense based upon 1960s safari styled television programmes.

"BGTs" are also distinguishable by the indutrial quantities of bison ear wax they use to "style" their hair. If not, "in country" they will readily replace the animal ear wax with L'Oreal hair gel or motor oil.

Look at that Big Game Toolio in the Daktari suit, he must think he's a game ranger or something

Be careful of the oil slick behind that Big Game Toolio

Big Game Toolio by doodeye August 5, 2004

toolio iglesius 

a leader and role model to those who reside within the 'tool' community. also someone who's sexuality identity and sexual preference should be openly questioned by all those who come into contact with said person.

appearing to have derived from the latin crooner julio iglesius

what happened to the toolio iglesius who played 'Pee Wee Herman'.

toolio iglesius by A Eck July 18, 2006