They usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a bitch, denies everything, ditches his friends for bitches who use him, are "workout impostor", have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total prick to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.
"God that red-haired fuck is such a toolfag. He thinks he is the shit and ditches us all the time to pick up that bitch who uses him in his shitty acura."
"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"
"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.
"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"
A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.
Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.
Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@
JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG