A tool who goes beyond the call of duty for tooldom. An ubertool. A person so dislikable that they compare to an entire shed full of tools. Usually used with some other reference to tooldom, often in pun form.
He's not a tool, he isn't even a toolbox, he's the entire fucking toolshed.
by DrakeIV August 25, 2010
when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts
The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.
by Anthony Stallone1 November 02, 2010
The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.
"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."
by Harry Hole April 19, 2012
A large gathering of tools
Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.
by Ron Tacandong May 09, 2014
A compete tool, and is always one.
Dude, you're acting like a total tool shed right now.
by nevet6snivram September 24, 2011
A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog August 04, 2013
the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.
yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed
by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009
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