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1. (noun) A band consisting of many talented individuals who try to compile decent music that contain subliminal messages about the world and how vicitimized they and their listeners are, but in the end when the lyrics and music are put together they create a harmony which sounds like shit and makes the listener want to kill "tool" and then later on kill himself, or feel sorry for himself and fall madly in love with anything with legs.......or a penis.
2. (noun) A medical condition in which a person loses all musical taste and developes a serious habit of looking up nasty shit on the computer and becomes compelled to share it with the world......while expecting to keep his dignity and no criticism froom others.........symptoms may be fuckin messed up hair, a very unusual upper anatomy, calling people stupid shit that doesnt make any sense i.e. "lust filled batards"....wtf???, and posting blogs which kill off the reader's brain cells after burning through their retnas.
3. (adjective) sounding like shit.....
(monkeywoman)-"I love tool"
(lust filled bastards)-"Tool fuckin sucks!!!"
(monkeywoman)-"yall are a bunch of lust filled bastards!!!"
(lust filled bastards)-"what the fuck is a lust filled bastard??" , "your so fuckin stupid...noone loves you!!!"
(monkeywoman) "actually, that is not entirely true, goatse loves me and i love harry potter manga anime fucked up lego starwars gay dog necropheliac porn......"and klatches"
(lust filled bastards) they start weeping because they do not have weird freakin fetishes that even the flying jim jim would look down upon......
(A suspicious timothy) kills monkeywoman and everyone lives happily ever after
by asiansarehxc September 07, 2005
 
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a guy who joins a fraternity. A cunt.
look at all those tools in Acacia, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Gamma Sigma, Alpha Delta Gamma, Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda, Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Chi Rho, Beta Sigma Psi, Beta Theta Pi, Beta Chi Theta, Delta Chi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Phi, Delta Psi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Zeta Psi, Theta Xi, Theta Chi, Theta Delta Chi, Iota Phi Theta, Iota Nu Delta, Kappa Alpha Order, Kappa Alpha Psi, Kappa Alpha Society, Kappa Delta Phi, Kappa Sigma, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Phi Epsilon, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Pi Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Beta Rho, Sigma Nu, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Sigma Phi, Sigma Phi Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Tau Gamma, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Epsilon Phi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Iota Alpha, Phi Kappa Theta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Lambda Chi, Phi Mu Delta, Phi Sigma Kappa, Phi Sigma Phi, Chi Phi, Chi Psi, Omega Delta Phi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Iota Phi Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Alpha Psi Lambda, Gamma Zeta Alpha, Lambda Alpha Upsilon, Lambda Pi Upsilon, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Upsilon Lambda, Nu Alpha Kappa, Omega Delta Phi, Omega Phi Beta, Phi Iota Alpha, Sigma Lambda Beta, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc.
by honny May 08, 2009
 
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Penis

One who acts like a cock.

Someone who is an arrogant cock who uses other people.

a really shitty band
A tool can be someone who is used by somebody else but more so it refers to the male genitalia such as a person who uses others. see cock
by marky December 23, 2003