n. Arguably the most fucktarded band of the 20th to 21st century. Their following typically consists of mingers and fire hazards, most frequently both, while the concerts generally end in a giant shitpushing circle resembling the kanga. The adjective form of the word applies.
"I went to that Tool concert, I tried to wash myself but they just don't make water hot enough. Now I won't shit right for weeks."
by Sniko August 15, 2008
Anyone who uses the site "Bodyspace" or "bodybuilding.com".
Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.
"man, did you see James' bodyspace page? What a fucking tool."
by Gallows March 22, 2008
a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)
"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."
by STDAVE September 30, 2005
a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..
u are a tool...
by cletus April 11, 2003
person who does idiotic things, then tells others about them, and they laugh and call the person a "tool"
Farballs, you tool
by Jobo Farbo April 13, 2003
Yet another crappy poo poo band. I was listening to a metal radio station and the DJ was talking about how awesome Tool were so I downloaded this band to check them out. WOW. They're awful. "Pretentious" and "tedious" would sum up this band. The only cool thing is the computerized vocals.
Tool suck. All of the musicians, especially the drummer, sound like they just came out of their first instrument lesson. Wow! Now that is some horrid musicianship! Skip this lame poser metal and listen to 30 Seconds To Mars, Metallica (the new stuff), Staind, System Of A Down, Saosin, Korn etc.
by TheLulzFactory August 03, 2009
Your being used because your a slut or whore
Oh she hooked up with him so ill go out with her now. She will never know. Then she can be my tool.
by Katelyn Abber February 25, 2006

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