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The actual definition for a tool would have to be everyone if you follow the definitions of "poser." Don't kid yourself, you've tried to be someone you're not.
A tool is a gullible fool, which everyone was at one point.
So you wanna know who a tool is? Look in the mirror. Saying you're a tool because you listen to Good Charlotte? Please. You probably got made fun of for listening to them that's why you're saying it.
by RxKxO January 04, 2007
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Has multiple meanings..

1 - A person who's always used by other people, a loser. People always take advantage of these kind of people.

2 - Male sex organs.

3 - The most awesome metal band ever !
Mac - Hey Jenny, would you like to suck on my Tool ?

Jenny - Yes, I'd love too.
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Someone who calls everyone a "tool"
"He doesn't know any other insults; what a tool."
by corvusnidus February 25, 2013
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Someone who is easily swayed or derailed from ones own opinion or true feelings by perceived outside influences.
Jessamyn is such a tool. She totally wants Skip, but keeps playing stupid games because she thinks other people think it's cool.
by Skipabeat January 01, 2009
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One of the most talented and influential progressive rock bands of the past couple of decades. Formed out of Los Angeles in 1990 by vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones, drummer Danny Carey, and bassist Paul D'Amour (later replaced by Justin Chancellor during the process of recording AEnima, the band's 2nd studio album) Tool has defied normalcy since the begining of their existence and despises tool's, hence the bands name "Tool", however the band claims they got the name from Maynard, saying that they wanted to, "bring out to the toolshed and beat some sense into him." for more information, visit the band's website or wikipedia
by jakefst September 16, 2008
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Somebody who looks good and knows it and uses their looks to their advantage.
Angelo "Teary Tool" (Tool Academy 3), Shane (L word), Myself (Planet Awesome)
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One who is completely oblivious to the fact that no one likes them. Tool's come in many different forms, however most tool's tend to have a picture of every angle possible of themselves on the computer.
wow, JoEyYy pIMpZ$ from myspace is such a tool.
by lamapoodle September 20, 2009
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