Daniel Michael Marion.
Dan stop being a fucking tool.
by imabsyou June 10, 2005
you r a tool for reading this right now. if u dont know what a tool is u r probably one.
I am a tool because i am reading this right now
by Ben Dover III April 28, 2008
A person who lets himself be used by others.
That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend.
Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others.
A guy who is whipped.
Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.
Justin- "Hey Erika, Rob is a huge tool, that definition above us defines him."

Erika- "Yea you're right."
by Justin Dickow January 14, 2008
A man's penis. It can be used to perform a variety of essential tasks. An expression mainly used by real men when discussing sexual activity with a woman or women.
How did you get on with Alice last night?

Went out for dinner, gave her all the chat, then took her home for a tooling!
by Krusty the Wrong August 04, 2006
Most likely, anybody that either is in school for business or already has their BBA and/or MBA. They didn't go to school for intellect, but simply to learn how to make a lot of money. Usually, they're the Abercrombie kids/Hollister children. They'll succumb ethics for money and will nod their heads to corporations like obedient dogs when told to do something if it means more money for them in the end. They're like...well...tools.
Since Sara got a higher position in HR, she's become a real tool.
by LoraJ August 05, 2005
1. acting or impersonating matt g in anyway.

2. matt g
i am matt g, i am a tool
by m4tt g February 18, 2009
A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.
Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.
by beast at life, and you know it December 01, 2005

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