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Someone you think is a bitch or can't hold their own. Also for someone that is a poser and doesn't think for themselves.
Man that guy is a tool.

Look at that kid, what a tool.
by Namazi November 06, 2006

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Tool (adjective):Used to describe the noun Hamo. Derogative slang, indicates weakness and homosexual tendancies towards small infants. Tool, Toolhead, Tool Smoker.
Hamo, you are a tool.
My name is Hamo, I am a tool.
by Stone69 July 24, 2006

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noun:
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band
1:
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!

2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde

3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?
by GHtool July 12, 2006

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Someone who thinks theyre all that but theyre really not.Someone who everyone hates.Someone who talks smack about themselves to prove to other people that theyre life is interesting.

a tool: oh yeah i smoke weed and get drunk every night.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool

EJ AGUADO.
by hlahsldjahg November 18, 2005

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1. One who is easily manipulated to accept a fact or belief a rational person would not accept. Other layman versions of this concept include "Boy Toy", "Consumer Whore", or "Republican".
You beleive in white supremacy? What a tool!
by The Edge of Blade May 17, 2005

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MIT style...

n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done.

v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)
Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.
by C March 15, 2005

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a slang term for a fireman
usually a pistol of some sort
tool on deck
when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up
by mrd1 September 15, 2007

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