a greenspoon
man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away
by walt3r September 09, 2010
1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.
Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"
by G thang love daddy November 09, 2007
a slang term for a fireman
usually a pistol of some sort
tool on deck
when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up
by mrd1 September 15, 2007
A lesbian who likes being used for others enjoyment.
Kiran is the biggest tool ever.
by drgalen123 May 26, 2007
Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.
That appraiser is a real tool.
by Kermitdafrog May 18, 2006
one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
The woman who works in HRD is such a tool.
by Anonymous October 31, 2002
person who schedules their social habits such as drinking or smoking up.

Lindsay and Katie are huge tools for scheduling their drinking time yesterday... and are now toolboxes because they also schedule their smoke ride to follow.
by dmbdon29 March 28, 2007

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