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An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.
People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.
by xSisterxGrimmx April 13, 2009

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1) someone who goes to riffle
2) ALL people named steven
3) An object used for building purposes, usually found in a tool box
You know that kid Steven? Yeah he is such a tool!

OMG you go to Riffel? Wow, your a tool!

I need a tool to fix this house.
by JohnsonShlong March 17, 2009

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311
Justin Gomes; and/or one who is/acts as Justin Gomes.
Justin Gomes is such a tool.
by KingTut1234567 March 03, 2009

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The stupidest most pathetic word possible to use for insulting someone for lack of any decent word coming to mind, generally thrown around by white elitist douchebag teenage boys who actually think it'll bother anyone if they call them a tool, as well as make them sound like a 1337 intellectual, when in reality it just sounds retarded.
p|_|nck r4wks0r: dat emo kid iz such a tool he likez sum41 and shit hahaha wow wat a tool lisin 2 real musik leik green day nd teh hevy metalz lololololol i am winrar!!!1!1

anyone else: Dude shut the fuck up already. No one cares.

by bl- -p May 16, 2008

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Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."
Celebrity 1: Hey, man! I've picked my kid's name!

Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome! What is it?

Celebrity 1: Yugi! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great!?

Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome! (Thinking: I dub thee tool! Congratulations...)

by slashfairy August 16, 2007

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An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.
Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
by Maynard'sVanguard March 20, 2007

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one who edits for this site
editor, your a tool.
by UrbanDictionary50000000 August 29, 2006

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