a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking”
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
person a: yo man that ass is hitting on that girl hardbody
person b: yeah hes a tool don't bother
by jayyyyy789 April 11, 2011
An individual who will do literally anything to make themselves look better than everyone else, usually at the expense of others. The tool tries to hide his/her own shortcomings by making others look small. In business, this individual proactively seeks recognition by bragging and exaggerating about his/her achievements and tattling on others who make (usually trivial) mistakes. They have a selfish motive that is driven, not to better the organization or promote cohesion, but instead to enhance their own personal gain by railroading and backstabbing their peers and making their own, usually trivial, achievements stand out in front of their supervisors. This individual is usually a complete jackass whose achievements normally don't stand for themselves without the individual constantly berating others in comparison.
I watched 'Good Morning, Vietnam!' for the first time last week. Wow...that kiss-ass Lt. Hauck really threw Adrian Cronauer under the bus when he found out Cronauer was so much funnier than he was. What a tool!
by GothTom January 14, 2011
a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.
man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool.

that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
by acecon July 09, 2010
A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white Oakly glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a stupid leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb
Tim Plumb.

Wow.... that guy is such a tool.... he must be named tim.
by Nucca123cc June 24, 2010
A guy who thinks he is the shit. Spends time with other tools, of which he may call his "bros", "homies" etc., and acts like he is the most popular guy he knows. This tool will objectify women, and may refer to girls as "sexy" when talking to them, but as "a hot piece of ass" or "his bitch" when talking about them to his friends. Doesn't usually date girls, just hooks up with them.

See also "dick" and "douche bag"
A tool may say
"Hey sexy, lets go hookup"

or to his bros (tool friends),

"Yo, that girl just totally checked me out"
by emilyy543x3 December 10, 2009
a huge, jacked guy that says and does the most stupid stuff and is always making a fool of himself, they work out in the gym as much as they possibly can so that they get even huger, they usually suck up to their coaches and peers so that they r liked even though this makes them hated even more, they try way too hard to fit in and are posers so they don't really have any friends but they think they do cuz they r retarded and/or people just pretend to be their friend cuz they r either scared of the tool or they enjoy making fun of the tool and using them for their own personal gain, the tool of course is too dumb to realize that they r being used, tools look tough and pretend they're tough but r usually either pussies and they r just too much of a dumbass to win in a fight anyway, also they love their jacked body and working out more than anything else in the world
"Hey Ryan, you are a tool!"

"Look at that tool working out"

"HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself!"

"OMG, that tool is such a dumbass, look what he is doing"
by Tool_Hater August 22, 2009
Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
by BigCron August 11, 2009
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