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393.
a guy who joins a fraternity. A cunt.
look at all those tools in Acacia, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Gamma Sigma, Alpha Delta Gamma, Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda, Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Chi Rho, Beta Sigma Psi, Beta Theta Pi, Beta Chi Theta, Delta Chi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Phi, Delta Psi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Zeta Psi, Theta Xi, Theta Chi, Theta Delta Chi, Iota Phi Theta, Iota Nu Delta, Kappa Alpha Order, Kappa Alpha Psi, Kappa Alpha Society, Kappa Delta Phi, Kappa Sigma, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Phi Epsilon, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Pi Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Beta Rho, Sigma Nu, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Sigma Phi, Sigma Phi Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Tau Gamma, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Epsilon Phi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Iota Alpha, Phi Kappa Theta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Lambda Chi, Phi Mu Delta, Phi Sigma Kappa, Phi Sigma Phi, Chi Phi, Chi Psi, Omega Delta Phi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Iota Phi Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Alpha Psi Lambda, Gamma Zeta Alpha, Lambda Alpha Upsilon, Lambda Pi Upsilon, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Upsilon Lambda, Nu Alpha Kappa, Omega Delta Phi, Omega Phi Beta, Phi Iota Alpha, Sigma Lambda Beta, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc.
by honny May 08, 2009
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50.
an obnoxious person who usually "bro's out" plays guitar for attention, and pretends to like those who like them and then completely screws them over.
today i saw this complete douche walking down the street, playing overrated songs on his accoustic guitar, and hitting on 3 underclassmen at once; he was such a tool
by BatTom's Bad Visit March 29, 2009
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51.
a guy who does not under stand he is being used for what he has, that guy who shows up unexpectedly to parties and social events and everyone looks at him like "wtf are you doing here" , a guy who can't make decisions for himself relies on what everyone else is doing to make a decision
Wow, Magic Zac is such a tool, he just invites himself everywhere.
by triggles March 18, 2008
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52.
The word "tool" may be used as an insult, describing someone who is being manipulated without their knowledge - implying they are naïve and ignorant.
You are such a tool!!
by lsgirl July 03, 2006
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53.
Has multiple meanings..

1 - A person who's always used by other people, a loser. People always take advantage of these kind of people.

2 - Male sex organs.

3 - The most awesome metal band ever !
Mac - Hey Jenny, would you like to suck on my Tool ?

Jenny - Yes, I'd love too.
by TheClown. August 27, 2009
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54.
A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.
*phone rings*
"Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool."
"TOM IS SUCH A TOOL!"
"Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."
by Dr. Wiggle December 02, 2008
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55.
One of the most talented and influential progressive rock bands of the past couple of decades. Formed out of Los Angeles in 1990 by vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones, drummer Danny Carey, and bassist Paul D'Amour (later replaced by Justin Chancellor during the process of recording AEnima, the band's 2nd studio album) Tool has defied normalcy since the begining of their existence and despises tool's, hence the bands name "Tool", however the band claims they got the name from Maynard, saying that they wanted to, "bring out to the toolshed and beat some sense into him." for more information, visit the band's website or wikipedia
yeah dude, fucking Tool
by jakefst September 16, 2008
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56.
A douche-bag teenage boy who wears only name brand clothing, follows every trend, uses 'fag' as his primary insult, thinks he is cooler than everybody else, relies on "that's what she said" jokes, talks loudly about how many girls he's gotten it on with, has a poor sense of humor, and is just an all-around ass-hole. Usually reasonably wealthy/spoiled. Often accompanied by several sluts.
God, he is such a tool, I hope I'm never like him.
by Corn-on-the-Cobb August 03, 2010
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