a guy who joins a fraternity. A cunt.
look at all those tools in Acacia, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Gamma Sigma, Alpha Delta Gamma, Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda, Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Chi Rho, Beta Sigma Psi, Beta Theta Pi, Beta Chi Theta, Delta Chi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Phi, Delta Psi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Zeta Psi, Theta Xi, Theta Chi, Theta Delta Chi, Iota Phi Theta, Iota Nu Delta, Kappa Alpha Order, Kappa Alpha Psi, Kappa Alpha Society, Kappa Delta Phi, Kappa Sigma, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Phi Epsilon, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Pi Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Beta Rho, Sigma Nu, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Sigma Phi, Sigma Phi Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Tau Gamma, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Epsilon Phi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Iota Alpha, Phi Kappa Theta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Lambda Chi, Phi Mu Delta, Phi Sigma Kappa, Phi Sigma Phi, Chi Phi, Chi Psi, Omega Delta Phi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Iota Phi Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Alpha Psi Lambda, Gamma Zeta Alpha, Lambda Alpha Upsilon, Lambda Pi Upsilon, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Upsilon Lambda, Nu Alpha Kappa, Omega Delta Phi, Omega Phi Beta, Phi Iota Alpha, Sigma Lambda Beta, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc.
Someone who writes a definition for a word on Urban Dictionary that has been posted a billion times before. If the definition is already there, why the fuck would you waste your time posting the exact same thing?
A tool is a person who is used by other peo--STFU already!
I wrote this on an impulse. I wrote that on an impulse. I don't need to justify anything to you! Whatever, its just the internet.(ahhh closure)
One of three things:
a. Device used to apply mechanical work.
b. The Band.
c. Someone that is used for another's gain.
d. A penis.
e. Loot spelled backwards.
Bob: Man, that guy is such a tool.
Jim: Yeah, which reminds me, I screwed your wife.
Someone who is easily manipulated by others, because they substitute the judgment and/or approval of others for their own. The others can be admired friends, strangers or potential mates whose approval the tool seeks. Especially in interpersonal situations, the tool will seek approval from the other, but fail to exercise their own judgment about whether the other person is good or right for them. Alternately, the tool will allow public figures, advertising, or other mass media to replace or form their own opinions on any number of subjects -- most evident in fashion and music choices (often fads or heavily marketed products of suspect quality or style). Somewhat less obvious are tools whose opinions on current events are parroted from sources thought by the tool to be reliably correct -- if you don't follow current events, or didn't come across the original source, you might not realize they hadn't actually given their opinion much thought beyond memorizing the highlights. The recurring theme is that the tool avoids using their own judgment, sometimes even failing to acquire an ersatz opinion; instead just seeking approval. The tool is an open field for anyone who would like to use them for their own purposes. When they choose very poorly, it is obvious to most that the tool has been manipulated and was foolish to have allowed it. Usually singular in actual usage, but sometimes phrases like 'tool shed' or 'hardware store' are used to refer to groups seen as clearly...more...
Contrary to what many people (usually tools) think, being a tool has nothing to do with being easily manipulated. Those people are simply "suckers". In fact, tools often take life too seriously, and therefore try too hard to manipulate others and to win everything, but always playing by the rules of society. Intellectual pursuits are not of any interest to a tool, and people who are interested in them are "stuck-up" or "faggy". A tool just likes to have a few beers, watch and talk about sports constantly, and refer to women as "sluts" and themselves "players". Tools are usually borderline retarded, but hide it well because they have the uncanny ability to conform almost perfectly to social norms.
If a movie, or song becomes popular in society, the tool will quickly adapt said movie or song as one of their favorites (see Lil' Jon, Souljah Boy, Boondock Saints). Their "social commentary" is often crudely taken from the last episode of South Park.
A tool can usually be spotted wearing a backwards baseball cap and athletic attire, playing beer pong at any large, obnoxious party where loud mainstream rap music is played.
"Whoaaaaaaaaa, party foul bro! What a fag!"
"Wow, that guy is such a tool."
Almost synonymous to douche bag; the type of person that likes to show off their physique in public; wears athletic clothing in the dead of Winter (Basketball shorts with long black socks); laughs at their own non-hilarious jokes; under the false assumption that they are perfect; whines like a spoiled 5-year-old when something doesn't go their way
"Ben is such a tool in the morning when he thinks it's cool to choke people and throw them into the wall."
"Ben laughs like a walrus when he thinks his own jokes are funny."
"Ryan always sounds like he's on Oprah when complaining in Chemistry."
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.
5.) Kanye West
Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?
Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"
Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.
Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2.) Most politicians.
1.) Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.
2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!