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One who is completely oblivious to the fact that no one likes them. Tool's come in many different forms, however most tool's tend to have a picture of every angle possible of themselves on the computer.
wow, JoEyYy pIMpZ$ from myspace is such a tool.
by lamapoodle September 20, 2009
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A person, most often male in nature, generally pleasing to the eyes, that constantly speaks of themselves, and how often they hit the gym, bang chicks, go to the tanning salon, and get drunk, while wearing too much product in their hair and/or medium sized chains around their necks. The worst tools will not have jobs, have lower than average intellect, and date girls stupid enough to pay for everything.
That guy I met at the bar tonight was such a tool...
by TellEmLikeItIs April 29, 2010
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A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.
That douche Justin Sartor is a total tool.
by The Ex :) March 23, 2010
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A little immature ginger who doesnt realize nobody likes him. He ignorrantly walks around thinking he is actually loved. These people tend to be cocky and have nothing to back them up.
people- "Harrison, lets go to the Cherokee party."

Tool- "Naw broski, thats gay. Lets go get schwayze."

People- "Harrison, lets go play basketball in alkek."

Harrison- "Naw, faggot. I wanna go slurge on adrianne."
by ral dawg April 13, 2010
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A shithead, doper boyfriend who doesn't know how to treat a girl
My boyfriend's such a tool, he never does anything nice for me.
by ImBreeeee January 18, 2009
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slang for the hypodermic needles used to inject drugs.
"I can't get high because i dont have any tools"
by caliB September 13, 2005
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A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.
*phone rings*
"Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool."
"TOM IS SUCH A TOOL!"
"Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."
by Dr. Wiggle December 02, 2008
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