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My, and a whole wack of others favorite band.
An awesome band who redefined many genres, and made many bands look like crap. Lead singer also in A Perfect Circle, another awesome band.

Its true about not being able to compare tool and apc AT ALL, but i do find this quote quite humorous:
"hey, listen to this A Perfect Circle record, its like tool without the anal sex"
~Who ever wrote that is awesome, although I completely disagree, but its still funny.
This unbelievable band consists of:
Adam Jones on guitar,
Danny Carey on drums,
Justin Chancellor on bass,
Maynard Keenan for vocals

Albums:
1992-Opiate
1993-Undertow
1996-Aenima
2000-Salival
2001-Lateralus
"Oh my god!! Tool is definitly the (or one of) best band(s) of all time!!!"
"Most Emo should die. Along with every 'nu metal' band that is destroying the music industry. Oh, pop can be removed too."
"Half the population of tool lovers also love Nine Inch Nails, and A Perfect Circle, but they're not for everyone"
by Alaska October 19, 2005
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Greatest fucking band to exist. Let me explain.

"The Sev...Eight Days of Creation"

While you are told to believe (in the bible), there are seven days of creation, there is one that is actually left out.

"The Eight Day"

On the eight day, after God had created everything else, he decided he needed to make epic entertainment. After alot of thinking, he concluded in the 1990's and 2000's, that there would need to be a band. This band -- Tool. Maynard James Keenan was born on the eight day, and was frozen until 1964. From there on, the formation of the eight day and the greatest fucking band to exist came to be known as..."Tool".

Maynard equal to or greater than (=/>) God
Tool equal to or greater than (=/>) God
Maynard > Chuck Norris
Maynard = The Eight Day
Maynard =/= April 17, 1964
Vicarious
Prison Sex
Sober
The Pot
etc.

Tool needs to release a new fucking album soon.
I'll probably die if they don't.
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A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it
-Dude, I need a ride to the party.
-Ask (insert name here). He's a tool.
by Emma February 15, 2003
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a fake person. someone does things to impress people
Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappacinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL. People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte
by Calli March 01, 2005
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1. A person who tries too hard to fit into the mainstream idea of cool. Common identifying marks of the tool involve tattoos based off of a professional wrestler's tattoos, yellow cars with spoilers and the insistence to listen to bad music, i.e. Usher and Our Lady Peace.

2. Carson Daly.
I had to endure the entire night with that man, he's a total tool.
by Mikey James. June 19, 2004
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Someone who tries too hard to fit in with everyone else.
Someone who can't think for themselves.
A fake person. Someone does things to impress people.
A person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others.
A person who tries hard to impress other people
Someone who wears two brightly colored collared shirts at the same time and pops both of their collars.
In extreme cases, the tool looks like a Vampire (Count Chocula).
Someone who takes a picture of you on their camera phone when you're copying homework in lunch and threatens to show it to your teacher is a tool. No one likes the tool and everyone talks behind his back.
by Gotcha!!! January 17, 2006
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Someone who is easily manipulated by others, because they substitute the judgment and/or approval of others for their own. The others can be admired friends, strangers or potential mates whose approval the tool seeks. Especially in interpersonal situations, the tool will seek approval from the other, but fail to exercise their own judgment about whether the other person is good or right for them. Alternately, the tool will allow public figures, advertising, or other mass media to replace or form their own opinions on any number of subjects -- most evident in fashion and music choices (often fads or heavily marketed products of suspect quality or style). Somewhat less obvious are tools whose opinions on current events are parroted from sources thought by the tool to be reliably correct -- if you don't follow current events, or didn't come across the original source, you might not realize they hadn't actually given their opinion much thought beyond memorizing the highlights. The recurring theme is that the tool avoids using their own judgment, sometimes even failing to acquire an ersatz opinion; instead just seeking approval. The tool is an open field for anyone who would like to use them for their own purposes. When they choose very poorly, it is obvious to most that the tool has been manipulated and was foolish to have allowed it. Usually singular in actual usage, but sometimes phrases like 'tool shed' or 'hardware store' are used to refer to groups seen as clearly lacking common sense.
a) Did you hear that guy? "Brown is the new black"? What a tool.

b) That tool paid for her fancy dinners all over town for *at least two months* and only kissed her like once!

c) staff in a hotel: "Who rented out the Pacific Room this weekend?" "'Real Estate Riches' seminar, free admission." "Ha, that'll be a tool barn."
by Erotic Army Beer Hall April 07, 2006
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