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320.
A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.
"Danny is such a tool"
by state high November 09, 2006
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57.
Someone who isnt liked and has no friends and trys to spit game and trys to be cool
Rocco is a tool
by formeldahyde August 08, 2009
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58.
1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)

2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS

3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR

4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
by X_ARTILLERIST May 21, 2009
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59.
A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.
"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet!"
by Jonathanagan April 29, 2008
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60.
Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.

2. Poser

3. Prep

4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, Dylan and Ian are such TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by roooood May 28, 2007
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61.
aka a Curnock. A person (usually male) who hides his feelings by acting like a complete dick'ed or 'tool'. He will happily abuse and insult his friends by doing stupid, immature impressions of them - but using the same voice and facial expression for each person. He is also known for agreeing to do something or go somewhere, but then jibbing it at the last minute - leaving the other person/people hanging.
Hey look who's doing an impression of you on the bus again... what a tool!
by BT.MASSIVE September 16, 2010
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62.
A person, most often male in nature, generally pleasing to the eyes, that constantly speaks of themselves, and how often they hit the gym, bang chicks, go to the tanning salon, and get drunk, while wearing too much product in their hair and/or medium sized chains around their necks. The worst tools will not have jobs, have lower than average intellect, and date girls stupid enough to pay for everything.
That guy I met at the bar tonight was such a tool...
by TellEmLikeItIs April 29, 2010
8 1
 
63.
One who is completely oblivious to the fact that no one likes them. Tool's come in many different forms, however most tool's tend to have a picture of every angle possible of themselves on the computer.
wow, JoEyYy pIMpZ$ from myspace is such a tool.
by lamapoodle September 20, 2009
8 1