My, and a whole wack of others favorite band.
An awesome band who redefined many genres, and made many bands look like crap. Lead singer also in A Perfect Circle, another awesome band.

Its true about not being able to compare tool and apc AT ALL, but i do find this quote quite humorous:
"hey, listen to this A Perfect Circle record, its like tool without the anal sex"
~Who ever wrote that is awesome, although I completely disagree, but its still funny.
This unbelievable band consists of:
Adam Jones on guitar,
Danny Carey on drums,
Justin Chancellor on bass,
Maynard Keenan for vocals

"Oh my god!! Tool is definitly the (or one of) best band(s) of all time!!!"
"Most Emo should die. Along with every 'nu metal' band that is destroying the music industry. Oh, pop can be removed too."
"Half the population of tool lovers also love Nine Inch Nails, and A Perfect Circle, but they're not for everyone"
by Alaska October 19, 2005
A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.
"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet!"
by Jonathanagan April 29, 2008
Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.

2. Poser

3. Prep

4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, Dylan and Ian are such TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by roooood May 28, 2007
An off-duty Law Enforcement officer who carries a handgun while in The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World.
I can't believe that tool brought his gun to Disney World.
by Finster Baby October 23, 2010
Someone who isnt liked and has no friends and trys to spit game and trys to be cool
Rocco is a tool
by formeldahyde August 08, 2009
(v.) To have sex ; the act of fornication.
Tina is so fucking hot, man I would love to tool her...bigtime!
by DEADMEAT April 06, 2013
aka a Curnock. A person (usually male) who hides his feelings by acting like a complete dick'ed or 'tool'. He will happily abuse and insult his friends by doing stupid, immature impressions of them - but using the same voice and facial expression for each person. He is also known for agreeing to do something or go somewhere, but then jibbing it at the last minute - leaving the other person/people hanging.
Hey look who's doing an impression of you on the bus again... what a tool!
by BT.MASSIVE September 16, 2010
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