My, and a whole wack of others favorite band.
An awesome band who redefined many genres, and made many bands look like crap. Lead singer also in A Perfect Circle, another awesome band.

Its true about not being able to compare tool and apc AT ALL, but i do find this quote quite humorous:
"hey, listen to this A Perfect Circle record, its like tool without the anal sex"
~Who ever wrote that is awesome, although I completely disagree, but its still funny.
This unbelievable band consists of:
Adam Jones on guitar,
Danny Carey on drums,
Justin Chancellor on bass,
Maynard Keenan for vocals

Albums:
1992-Opiate
1993-Undertow
1996-Aenima
2000-Salival
2001-Lateralus
"Oh my god!! Tool is definitly the (or one of) best band(s) of all time!!!"
"Most Emo should die. Along with every 'nu metal' band that is destroying the music industry. Oh, pop can be removed too."
"Half the population of tool lovers also love Nine Inch Nails, and A Perfect Circle, but they're not for everyone"
by Alaska October 19, 2005

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you r a tool for reading this right now. if u dont know what a tool is u r probably one.
I am a tool because i am reading this right now
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A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.
Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.
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Used at the Virginia Military Institute to describe one who has his head way up his ass, more specifically, one who sticks to his duty, sacrificing his good relations with other members of the Corps, even going so far as to screw his Brother Rats.

See also, toolbag
I hate that friggin (name). He's such a tool.
by Cadet Historian September 18, 2005

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Peter is a tool
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a complete faggot that says some stupid shit
Bob: Yo look at this awesome picture!
Fred: YEAH YEAH PICTURE.....SHMICTURE!!!HAHAHAH
Bob: fuckin tool
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tool tool tool tool tool
by Palindrome of Tool Army November 24, 2005

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A person who is a complete round-about. Someone who tinkers or toys with things for no reason. Someone who fixes things that aren't broken or who just wanders around without being aware of their surroundings.
"How come he doesn't see us waving?"

"He's toolish by nature."
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