toolface

Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

toolface by blugirl January 27, 2005

TwoFacedBitches

One minute they are your friends, but then decide to follow the crowd and try to bring you down.

august 2009:
Mary: Omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
Kathy: Me too i love you rachel dearest!
Rachel: Omg same here ily mary and kathy!
Savvy: Wow..
October 2009:
Mary: Your such a bitch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you slut.
Kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
Katie:I do not know what i did!!
Savvy: Mary , kathy you guys are twofacedbitches

TwoFacedBitches by [prohmise] October 19, 2009

tomface 

The facial reaction made by a person who is nervous, disgusted or genuinely finds the action of another to be wholly unfavorable.

Derives from the character Tom Peters on the television program, "Tom Goes to the Mayor."

I fingered my boyfriend's asshole in front of my hillbilly-ass family. They totally tomfaced me!

tomface by terrischiavo69 July 11, 2010

Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

Twofaced by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

Twofaceded 

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

Twofaceded by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012

Toofache 

Pain in the teef resulting from cavities, chipped, or abscess. Remedies include getting it pulled by a dentist, having a homie knock it out, popping some pain pills, or getting your pappas smashed.

I gotta go see the dentist. This toofache is killing me!

Toofache by MauriceLesrer September 6, 2017

toolface

A term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. Often is given to the best of football players.

Toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.

toolface by toolface December 14, 2006