tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.

"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"

tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

Toypacker 

An individual, usually a child, who is not capable of packing their suitcase when going on a trip and therefore only packs their toys.

Zack was a toypacker, for he only packed his toys when he traveled.

Toypacker by revstate January 13, 2011

toejacker 

A male who can masturbate using only his toes.

You dirty toejacker, get your feet off the coffee-table!

toejacker by joymaggot October 14, 2008

Twobacker 

A girl whose breats are very small. The overall appearance is one of a person who posses two backs on the upper torso.

Hey check that chick out over there she is stunning, shame she is a twobacker.

Hey dude I felt like a necrophiliac when I was doing Sarah last night she was all ribs, a real twobacker

Twobacker by Mp900rr July 18, 2009

Noobacker 

Any person who succesfully hacks a website, but after a security upgrade, can no longer do so.

That Noobacker on our site was really annoying. The admin got a new security system and he's gone now.

Noobacker by Mitchell Tanny D October 3, 2008

Tooback 

A green lobster

wat is up with that tooback

Tooback by Kevin K March 23, 2004

tojacker 

A white person,(cracker) who is really obsessed with Japanese people (tojo), and thinks they can somehow turn asian. Some things they love are naruto, video games, manga, and any other random japanese or asian crap.

Amanda Russo is such a tojacker. She even told me she is going to get surgery to make her eyes smaller.

tojacker by Gulsk832 June 6, 2010