look up any word, like swag:
 
5.
Tim Burton's man boobs.
Tim Burton was at the beach and I saw his toobs!
by SweeneyLovesMe December 27, 2011
 
1.
cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.
only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com
by nVidia July 29, 2006
 
2.
The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.
What's on the Toob?
by the interweb July 10, 2008
 
3.
noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
by Marissa McCottry July 23, 2006
 
4.
One who is both a tard and a noob.
Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.
by CodeNinja February 02, 2013
 
6.
very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.
Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.
by dewade123 November 14, 2009
 
7.
an intentional misspelling of TUBE
gayzelle's shirt says TOOB
by vodkasaid January 27, 2009