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I'm too short baby the bitches pimp!
by nunua April 02, 2003
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Dope Rappa... that makes disses betta then feminem... too $hort is da shit
too short owns eminem.. period
by Crow August 17, 2003
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A Great rapper who created the song,Fuck My Car!
Now wetha on the strip or in the bar,
If ya put your mind to it ya might get far
n need to be aplaya or a supa star
she ain't tripin on you she'dratha fuck ya car!!!
by gizzie April 01, 2003
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not tall enough. lacking height.
joe is too short to ride the rollercoaster
by obviously a pimp June 15, 2008
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ya too short man because your name is too short so you are bitch!!!
too short
by Aaron Borg April 05, 2004
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