| 1. | Tender | ||
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(1)A fine YOUNG Man who is obviously too young for a Real Woman to be involved with. Age difference of maybe 6-12 years (i.e) Woman: Age 27 Tender Age 19 (2) One whose order at McDonald's would probably be Chicken Nuggets with an orange soda Guy: (smiling)Hey Ma! How you doin today? You lookin all fine, can I call you later on?
Girl: (blushing) Oh that's so sweet!...You look kinda young for me, How old are you? Guy: Aww Baby, I'm a grown ass man. I'll be 22 in December Girl: (laughing) Awwww! Your'e still a chicken tender. Can I buy you a Happy Meal or something? LOL |
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| 2. | tsts | ||
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Too Sexy Too Soon Why does he have to be too young for me!
Yeah tsts |
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| 3. | TYFTT | ||
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An abbreviation for "Too Young For Those Tits" Usually when you see a young/teen girl with massive tits that biologically shouldn't be as big as they are. Me: Hey, did you see Stephanie? She's definitely TYFTT.
Friend: I know man, she's only 16 and has HUMONGOUS knockers. I'm not complaining though. |
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| 4. | ysatis | ||
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Big Booty, hot and sexy, down to earth . always thinks of other before herself--which i'm trying to make her change, but it's not working--deserves more happiness in her lyf. And needs to stop dating assholes. example her exboyfriend. Ysatis, know that i will always love even through i'm off at NYU. I'm sorry that i haven't been around at your time of need, know that i'm always here for u and always will be.
Remember when u turn 18, we're going on that date u promised me. and i'm 4sho going to u your coral park grad in 2 yrs, only if u go to new york for mine. |
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| 5. | Feeding the pig | ||
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Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her. A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something. Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it. Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.
Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older? Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end. |
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| 6. | Predaphile | ||
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A predaphile is a man who preys on young girls. Is a combonation of a predator and a pedophile. Often says dirty sexual things to girls too young for him. Usually desperate and frightening. "He is such a predaphile, he won't stop texting me."
"That darn predaphile always likes everything she does on Facebook." |
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| 7. | Mentally Too Young | ||
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1.) Another term for Mentally retarded, slow, challenged, disabled, handicapped, impaired, etc.. 2.) A term to describe someone with a mental handicap with a diminished mental capacity of a child or severe learning disabilities. 3.) A term to describe someone who's mentally handicapped! 4.) A term to describe the characteristics of a person with intellectual disabilities; one who thinks and process information differently and unable to process typical language and verbal communication. 5.) A term to describe a developmentally disabled person with a kid in an adult's body. 6.) A Full Retard. 7.) An adult with the mind of a child. 8.) A reference to a young child under age 10 who can't understand and analyze information spoken by adults, and someone with mental disabilities with that mind. 9.) A term to describe someone with subnormal IQs and limited intelligence and understanding. Matt: "In my psychology class, we had to talk about people with mental disabilities! It was SOOO CRAZY! We even watched I AM SAM in the class..."
Eric: "Dude! What the fuck! Hold on! You've gotta be kidding me! Are you talking about that Sean Penn film where he kicks ass as a retarded father? GET OUT MAN!" Matt: "Well, he's beyond retarded! He's soooo mentally too young! He's a fucking kid in a man's body! There is no way he could raise a fucking kid and live on his own!" |
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