| 1. | trainstation kids | ||
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The funniest thing i have ever heard of - and i only heard about this incredible phenomena today.
How so much time can be spent hanging around a train station jacking each other off and chasing other funny looking kids around i will never know. Get out of the train station. You're outnumbered by the general public, most of whom probably possess heavy briefcases, umbrellas and the odd knife.. as well as the basic ability to spell and read - the perfect tools for mercing a bunch of kids who've probably just eaten too many blue sweets and decided (on that basis) to form a subculture. "Hey, i'm in Leeds"
"Oh really?" "Yeah i just got off the train" "Where you headed?" "Probably gonna just gonna get back on the train and head home to be honest, there's kids in fancy dress chasing each other everywhere." "It'll be them trainstation kids" |
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| 2. | TMD | ||
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Too Many Doors. Usually describes cars with more doors than 2 or 3. Most likely it is a family car with two front doors, two rear and the hatchback. Hey, nice TMD Saab.
Thanks, I have kids so I need 5 doors. |
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| 3. | ready family | ||
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A family where 2 ppl get 2gether and can't hve anymore kids cause its 2 many there already When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.
Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families" How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family. |
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| 4. | Baby-Train | ||
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Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..) The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars". It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak. *sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
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| 5. | Spec Ops The Line | ||
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A very underrated video game.
more...
Loosely based from Heart of Darkness. The gameplay is sucks, but the briliant storytelling is enough to making you feel angered, or cry, or sometimes maybe you will pauses the game because of shocks. Plus there's many amazing quotes + kick-ass soundtrack that fits perfectly with the game that will make you spend a lot of time to think. After you've play this game maybe you will find yourself become more quiet + introverted, keep remembering what you've done (and maybe even PTSD, if you're sensitive), searching the entire Internet to find the soundtrack + OST, then listen to those soundtrack nonstop, and maybe become a wiser person. Other war game stories are SUCK compared to this one. 95% of the people who playing this game are all above 18 years old. Synopsis: 6 months before the game, Dubai is destroyed by sandstorm. Col. John Konrad, is volunteering for help. But then Konrad were ordered to leave Dubai, but Konrad didn't follow orders, then gone dark as more sandstorms forming a storm wall that cuts out most communications. 2 weeks before the game, there's a weak signal from Konrad, telling everything is a complete failure and the death toll is too many. So, the Army then sent Cpt. Martin Walker to investigate. Walker and his team actually ordered to get out of Dubai once they spot a survivor, but Walker forces his team to pushes on... The rest, you have to see for yourself. |
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| 6. | Long hour | ||
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Long hour is 2 and a half hours that the administration thinks is necessary to throw 35 kids in a packed classroom and make them wait while everyone else eats lunch. 27 minutes of lunch 2 hours of hell. Secretary: we have too many kids to just section them off into 4 groups. We’ll have to go with 5 half hour long lunches.
Principal: well lets just see what happens. |
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| 7. | good kids | ||
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teens who are adept and innovative at avoiding getting caught when getting into trouble
usually said to parent's who ask too many questions "Don't worry, we're good kids."
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