Annoying, boring, mainstream rapper. (See lame) From his lame-ass lyrics to his horribly annoying voice, Lil Wayne still manages to sell tons and feature on everyone's songs. This is only because a lot of teens and tweens don't know shit about hip hop and think his music is hardcore so they buy it. Either way, just because he sells a lot does NOT make him a good rapper. There are worse rappers out there, but the fact that Wayne and his fans seriously think he's the "best rapper alive" makes him deserving of any hate, if that hopefully exists.
Teen douchebag: Yo nigga Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!more...
Me: That's funny because last time I checked, Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, and Eminem were still alive.
Teen douchebag: Fuck u nigga yous a bitch-ass nigga! Lil Weezy speaks da troof!
Me: Sure he does. Here's a lyrical comparison:
T-Pain and Lil Wayne - Bang Bang Pow Pow
I go so hard they call me go so hard
I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and ‘em
The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in
I think all these niggas sound like me, That’s a compliment
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus
Immortal Technique - Point of No Return
I know too much, the government is trying to murder me
No coming back like cutting your wrist open vertically
How could a serpent be purposely put in ch...
1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"
2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.
3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.
4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.
5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.
6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.
7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.
Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.
Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.
*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.
Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.
Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is ...
stands for Bitches Love Snacking. Often used as an adjective to describe a group of hefty females who enjoy themselves some rice, beans, and pernil. Used as a clan name by a group of females scattered through various parts of Queens and Brooklyn; although the largest part of the group is located in an area called Woodside Queens. These are the sworn enemies of the B.O.S.
B.O.S. #1: damn man look at that penguin shes goin in on those sardines
B.O.S. #2: hell yeah shes obviously B.L.S.
Chick 1: im so hungry i could eat a horsey, and im really stupid too.
B.O.S.- you should join B.L.S.
Chick 1: what is that?
B.O.S.- dont worry your ugly little head you'll fit rite in you little Danny DeVito lookin mothaf*&cka
likes big butts and he cannot lie, he loves that shit all day night, he is that pimp daddy smalls that every girl wants and all of them cannot have him, he is a pimp that is P_I_M_P he is a boss too that’s BOSS AS IN LONELY ISLAND MANG!!!! He is a B_O_S_S he’ll blackout in a sewer and fuck that giant fishes brains out, he’ll fuck that trout so hard, it’ll turn into a mother fucking flat ass flounder. He’ll tiddy tap dat shit so hard it’ll go flat and move upstream toward the next batch. Hungry for salt water and COCK!!! HE IS A PUSSY SHARK!
Danil: Yo dude check that bro out! (Russian voice)
Paul: Yeah that's a pussy shark.
Danil: SAY WHATTTTTT? (Russian voice)
Jon: Danil... It's Sam Gruchawka!
When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.
Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
Dumb ass Fantastic = Dumastic
When someone is a Dumb-ass in Fantastic form, they have achieved Dumasticism and can now be laughed at about that moment for forever by friends and family for years to come.
On this 100+ degree day (with the heat index added in) no one wanted to cook or clean, yet everyone was hungry....
He went to get us subs for lunch and bought one for his mom too, to take up to her work for her after having had lunch with me.
He comes in with both subs and we start having lunch. I asked him if he forgot his moms' sub or if he had already taken it to her. He replied by saying that he had left it in his car so he wouldn't forget it here.
I asked him what she had him get for her? He told me their tuna salad sub. I asked if his windows were rolled up? He said yes. Then asked why? ...probably because I started laughing at him.
When I could breathe again I pointed out the facts of the situation - He had left a Tuna salad sub in his car with the windows rolled up and it's 100+ degrees outside.....still didn't hit him.
I had to blatantly say - The sun is turning your car into an oven which will bake that tuna sub in it that will make your car smell like tuna for the rest of forever.
It hit him. He OMG'd and ran out to get that sub and open all of his doors to air his car out. If that smell ever leaves his car or not is still yet to be seen. After he did that he has not only earned the title, but proved that extreme-heat conditions cause Dumastic moments of idiocy.
A hot motherfucker who loves food.
Person 1: Gosh i sure am hungry
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1: Let me check the fridge, OMG its empty
Person 2: Who let Danijella in?