| 1. | That's too much. Bob! | ||
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Exclamation made when price of something is considered too costly for its value.
Originates from the TV Game Show Price is Right, hosted by Bob Barker. Players will shout "That's too much!" or "That's too much. Bob!" when they have seen a price that is higher than the actual price of the car. Synonyms: "I can't afford it.", "I would never pay that much.", "I am broke-ass", "I never pay retail." Adam: How much is that Ferrari Enzo?
Bob: 1 Million Dolars. Adam:That's too much. Bob! ----------------------- Adam: How much is that Whopper Jr? Bob: 1 Dollar. Adam: That's too much. Bob! |
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| 2. | archaic victory | ||
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A victory won at too great a cost. A war won by a particular side, but in too great a cost: crippled economy, depleated population, ruined land. ETC.
"The country suffered an archaic victory." |
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| 3. | pricey | ||
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Expensive, very costly, high-end. A Prada bag is way too pricey for me.
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| 4. | Kirbflex | ||
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Originated in 2001, when Kirby Madden titled himself kirbflexpimpmaster2002. Later, his title was reduced to Kirbflex. Sometimes known simply as Flex, he is a man who runs smooth talk with the ladies, and always knows where he be on game point. He runs noobs worldwide and macks dimes better than jiggaman himself. I remeber when flex said, "yo, imma skeet all deese ga deets," and I seen him do it too; 15 dames in da room, all on flexmon's jockasauras. He gave dem all cock blessings, and beofre you know it, they blowin' up his pager, this shit's gettin' major, a favor for a favor, dis dick is wat he gave her....O my bad, I was just jocking one of flex'es rhymes; see Flex write all da rhymes for all the hot producers like Dre, and dre and jigga, mos talib, kanye, slim, game, 50, all slang that ish from flex. He is a master at the robot and see's no dime, to hard to bank. Flex go shoop shoop in da hood while bumping some shit from way back dame: You seen Kirbflex?
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other dame: Naw, where's he at? dame: o, he in pimp mode, just waitin to get the party started on game point, don't mess wit flex or yo ass get dropped, yo flex, step up to da mic.... Flex: I'm a nice Flex, with some nice sex See these pretzels? theyre from Tex Mex, Eligible bachelor, dames love Flex,Why?, because I have the ideal pecs, This dick, aint' fo no soft shoe, If you fail....cock a doodle poo! Me: Yo Flex, that was awesome Kirbflex: And I'm gone, like the night sky, you see me fly by, Flex......goodbye Me: Yo, whered' he go? Descartes: He's off to Madagaskar, u know he's up to something Gustavus Adolphus II: Flex, what you doing here? Flex: I am here to show you the way of Flex Gatsby: Flex, show me the way, I need guidance Flex: Well follow me and you will never be lost....... Ottoman Empire: ALL HAIL FLEX, ALL HAIL FLEX! Flex: Please, children, sit down as I play a tune on this here banjo Jon Berry: Flex how do you do, so well? Flex: I do what is needed, to escape the solitude of this puzzle we live in Keanu Reeves: Exactly, you have so much to give, yet so much to lose, how do you do it? FLex: My shildren, the way of Flex is beyond you, it is only observed, never gained, watch as I execute this 24 year old hippo Marv Albert: Simply amazing master Flex, simply amazing, but what is it that gives you so much attention to the world around you? FLex: It is the way, the way Flex was tau... |
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| 5. | Pyrrhic victory | ||
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Pyrrhic victory (noun): A victory that is offset by staggering losses.
This is named in honor of Pyrrhus, the fool of hope, king of Hellenistic kingdom of Epirus. He had been asked in 281 BC by Tarentum in southern Italy for assistance in the fight against Rome. Pyrrhus had attempted to create a kingdom in Sicily and lower Italy; however his victories against Rome were so costly to his army of 25,000 men and 20 Elephants that he was forced to withdraw from Italy. It was from his quote, "Another such victory and I shall be ruined" that the modern use the term Pyrrhic victory is derived. It is used in the movie 187. A female student quotes it in her graduation speech; this student was only graduating due to the help of a teacher who killed while being forced by a troubled male student to play Russian roulette. The teacher attempts to make the student take responsibility, and through example takes the student's turn that happens to be the chamber with a bullet. The student learns to take his turn, and ends up shooting himself too.
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| 6. | death penalty | ||
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1.) A backwards method of punishment which has been condemned by most well developed, industrialized nations.
2.) A type of punishment that is actually more costly than life in prison. 3.) Hypocritical. The death penalty can't be overturned, yet there have been many instances where an innocent person has been put to death. However, their sentence was overturned too late.
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| 7. | bog troll | ||
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The guy who sets up his stall in the toilet of a bar/club - he is usually built like a brick shithouse - and then demands money with menaces for even having breathed his air. In most cases he dispenses soap and paper towels by invading your space and foisting it upon you, then glowers at you as you say thanks and don't pay. Using their range of aftershaves is ill-advised and costly, and why anyone would buy a lolly from a guy they met in the toilet is beyond comprehension. Attempts to avoid the bog troll often result in loud verbal abuse about your personal hygiene.
Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place. Bog troll: Soap, paper towel?
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself. Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family) Drunken reveller A: Taxi home? Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already. |
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