tooletry 

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

tooletry by Not tools February 22, 2011

Tonometric Beaurotons 

Recently discovered unit of measured specially created to attempt to measure the sheer weight of Thomas Bryant. A single Tonometric Beauroton equates to 100 tonnes.

Thomas Bryant weights 83 Tonometric Beaurotons

Tonometric Beaurotons by comeonmann March 15, 2022

Twinometry 

in a homosexual relationship, there is almost always a "boy" and a "girl". The "boy" is simply the dominant of the two regardless of gender while the "girl" is the submissive. sometimes, there is neither a boy or a girl, and the two are as equals in dominance as identical twins would share equal behaviors recieved by the parents and actions towards each other. In short, a twinometric relationship, the partners are seen as equals instead of having a dominance complex.

Dan: "So, I heard you got yourself a boyfriend... who's on top?"
Tom: "We take turns each night, if you must know. It's a perfect twinometry.

Twinometry by guyswholikeguyswholikeguys September 13, 2009

Dirty tonometer 

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

Dirty tonometer by inCozNito September 29, 2017