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5.
A stabbing motion with the tongue.
Donald Rumsfield tonguepunches the stankstar!
by InfernalDante June 06, 2009
 
1.
to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes
im going to tongue punch your fartbox
by tonguepucnhyou August 28, 2010
 
2.
A hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman's special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.
My woman came over last night, I made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.
by Flizoyd April 30, 2006
 
3.
The act of sticking your tounge in someones oriffice.
I am going to tongue punch your dirt hole(ass!)!
by matumus February 02, 2010
 
4.
The viscious act of craming one's tongue into a body orfice
Dude, I tongue punched that old lady's smelly dirt ring!!
by comet1 July 16, 2010
 
6.
to eat out; lick
Right now, I think my girlfriend should tongue-punch my dirt star.
by kalaftw December 21, 2008