Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
POLYNESIA, UNITE !! If only this petty bickering between Island nations could stop, & all Polynesia could unite as one entity, it would give us all a stronger voice on the world stage. As a Proud Tongan, this is what I feel in my heart. To all the people who just hate Tongans for the sake of hating, I'm sorry you feel that way. You've just met the wrong Tongans. Peace & Love.
Boy#2:I'm from The Island of Tonga.
Boy#1:Oh! So you are a Tongan?
Boy#2:Yup. Pretty much.
Boy#1:Malo e lelei!
Fact: Captain James Cook labelled Tonga as the friendly islands.