A really shite film so shite its hilarious my god I was cryin wiv laughter when i saw it. Has many clasic moments.
Lets watch tongan ninja tonight.
by Ashley' January 1, 2004
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A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla
Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass
by Lucas January 1, 2004
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