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100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter.
from cockney dialect.
oi geez, lend us a ton?
by KRACKAA September 26, 2005
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Describing something in a large amount.
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The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales
Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"
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"the ton" A speed of 100mph.
John nearly did the ton on the way to work.
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Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)
"Oi mate, lend us a ton"
by Lissy November 01, 2004
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A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways
RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self
by SHORTY May 22, 2003
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Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)
look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies
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