In darts, the greatest number of points that can be scored in one turn, achieved by hitting the triple 20 on all three throws. Also called a ton 80.
A perfect game of darts: 501-180-180-(3*20+3*19+2*12)=0
Famous Greek pornstar from the 80's.
Used to denote someone massive cock size
Kremetai san ton gousgouni!!
a scholastic competition which involves all of the following:
1) the abuse of any number of anti-sleep substances
2) epic plastic swordfight
3) a 500 ton binder that won't ever be used for anything besides dropping it on the floor to annoy the superintendent on the first floor
4) a super-action-packed event called the super quiz, during which the honors students sit and laugh at the varsity students, followed by an intense jousting match
5) giving an interview and speech to a panel of three old, stoic and unfailingly unsatisfied judges
6) a vast amount of unattractive people
or, 7) a term used to describe anyone with large bags under their eyes, a vast amount of bruising or dry erase marker all over their hands
1) freshman year I used coffee to study lewis and clark, but i've found that anatomy and physiology requires crystal meth
2) did you see those freaks upstairs in plastic armor? the acadorks ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.
3) why does she have trouble walking into school on mondays and thursdays?
4) did you see that stupid kid who just got 0/5?! please, i got at least one.
5) my speech judge tried to hold up her "30 seconds remaining sign" but she was arthritic and so i continued on for five more minutes and got a 80.
6) hey, he's not bad looking... for an acadork.
7) that bitch in my ap lang and comp class? she makes no sense, she's so academic decathlon in the morning.
The last true American muscle car that isn't an embarrassment to American muscle (see: Ford Mustang, challenger/charger, and/or heavy loud piece of shit. The corvette will effortlessly eat a import, or any mustang, in one bite; then shit it out, then wipe it's ass with any dodge sports car. If you know anything about chevy corvette, you obviously know that imports are expensive jokes, and fords are 2 ton tanks that are built to look good, go in a straight line(doing so much slower than vettes), but most of all, they were put on this earth to simply give the corvette another car to embarrass. Some mustang drivers will say that they can get their car to be as fast as a Z06 corvette... As suprizing as it may be, this is possible. It is possible to take the fastest mustang made, put everything you can under the hood, spend twice as much as you bought the piece of shit for, then keep racking up the bill in maintaining the money trap, then after ALLLLLLLLL that, it might be close to as fast as a stock Z06 C6 that you could have just bought for a fraction of the price in the first place. no matter what they say, they can't argue with facts. And the facts are obvious; ford will never truly beat the vette, and imports.... Ha. Let's just say imports and fords both have no place fuckin with the big boys. They should stay down on the level in which they belong; always and forever BELOW corvette.
Mustang driver: "hey do u think we should race that corvette?"
Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"
Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"
Corvette driver: "poor kids"
Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"
Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"
Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "
Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"
Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"
Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
|5.||funky cold medina|
The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.
In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.
"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.
... and a funky cold medina for the lady.
very sweet over looked import car. often called by honda drives "to heavy" i reality tho, it would whip any honda's ass, becuase for 1. it has stock 300 horses in the vr4, if you got a honda block up that high it would blow and u would get very limited milage on the block. 2 its all wheel drive making it a ton faster off the line. 3 you don't have to rely on "Elibach stickers" "fart pipes" "spoilers" and "body kits" to make your car go faster, your horse power is located in the engine not the 80,000 watt stereo.
i beat that honda in the quater mile, even with its stereo that add 3000 horse's or sometin.
Not the best state in the country, but very far from the worst. Home to three million people, some really sweet cities, three great univerties, a whole bunch of stellar small private colleges and a ton of true natural beauty in its lush northeast bluff country and statewide river valleys, lakes, and yes, rolling fields. Iowa is a national leader in education (students in many other states including Texas take the Iowa Test of Basic Skills, and everyone's heard of the ACT, based in Iowa City) and is leading the way in biofuels to reduce the nation's dependence on oil. To dispel the ignorance displayed elsewhere on this post, here's a state breakdown of cities and topography. If seventy synonyms for boobs is alright to post, so is this.more...
Central Iowa: Des Moines, located at the intersection of I-80 and I-35, is the largest city with a metro of a half million and is the state capital, second only to London for the title of insurance capital of the world. Ames (80,000 metro) is about a half hour north of Des Moines and is home to Iowa State University, a land grant school of 30,000 respected around the world for its engineering and agricultural programs. Central Iowa is, outside of river vallies, very flat, and outside of the Des Moines area and Ames is very sparsely populat...