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The act of tricking someone into looking at gay porn by disguising a hyperlink as a youtube or other internet link.
Stephen was tommying his friends when he accidently clicked on the link, seeing the gay porn for himself.
by The Rummelnator November 22, 2009
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Pretending to not hear your friends while they're talking right to your face and then going to with someone else.

Past Tense: Tommied
Michael: Hey Tommy it's been too long since I last saw you!
Tommy: .....
Michael: Hey are you listening to me?
Tommy: Oh hey, George!
Michael: That fat sack of shit just got away with Tommying me.
by Fukboii May 19, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To talk with a fake or phony british accent.
That kid sounds like he's from London, tell him to stop Tommying.
by tee-mac May 10, 2010
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