When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
by Blabbidy May 21, 2011

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