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Tom Clancy's Penis 

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

Tom Clancy 

1. Most commonly referring to/of the series of multimedia (books, games, etc) written or endorsed by famous novelist Tom Clancy (Marine!, Rainbow Six).

2. May also be an action similar to one displayed by his books' characters.
1. Rainbow Six is a great game to play online or with your friends!

2. "Yeah dude, that girl was so crazy, I had to Tom Clancy out of the window before she came back!"
Tom Clancy by ScoutingRainbow October 6, 2012

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege 

The best first person shooter game of its generation, people who say otherwise have the iq of half a pebble
-Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is gay
-No u

tom clancy 

Whoever think this guy doesn't write good books is f***ing retarted. Patriot Games and Rainbow Six are two of the greatest books of all time, and if you don't think so you probably can't read. Either that or you haven't actually read his books.
Tom Clancy is one of the best authors of all time. He also has awesome movies and video games. Tom Clancy Kicks Ass!
tom clancy by stevedawg13 May 21, 2006

Tom Clancy 

Great novelist, known for his realism in his novels he does research on the topics of his books.
Tom Clancy is my favorite author and I am a nerd.
Tom Clancy by A Nerd who can read January 4, 2011

Tom Clancy 

A bestselling author with a slew of novels known for their realism like Rainbow Six.

His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
The Division is still not worth $60. But Tom Clancy's books are worth more than that, bottom line.
Tom Clancy by Hardstuck Internet October 29, 2017