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Tom Brady that shit 

When you hurl a grenade across the map in hopes for a random kill. Most often used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Dude I fucking Tom Brady that shit and got two kills.
Tom Brady that shit by UpstageTim January 22, 2010

tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".
Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!

Tom Brady 

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.
I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T
Tom Brady by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

tombradery 

The act of playful or foolish behavior surrounding the subject of NFL Patriot Quarterback Tom Brady with the full intention of driving one, i.e. Brian Carey, to extreme agitation.
"Verne and Shirls pulled a bit of tombradery sending Brian into a torrent outbreak, resulting in the distraction of the entire office."
tombradery by Elsa Sanders February 6, 2008

Tom Brady 

(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee
I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.
Tom Brady by Curmudge_john February 7, 2015

Tom Brady Tuck Rule 

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
Tom Brady Tuck Rule by Edwin December 5, 2005