An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom
Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom
Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to
day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom
Brady (such as being alone with
Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom
Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.
No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.
Hey
man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last
night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom
Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.