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A lesbian orgy in which several bitches vaginally bleed into cups and dowse each other in the red liquid gold. Hey merissa how was ure tomato toss with carli last night?
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| 2. | Menstruating whale snatch | ||
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A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts. All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!
That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK |
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| 3. | julian ceasar | ||
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a combination of rum with coke and vodka with tomato juice a julian ceasar!
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| 4. | Spaghetti Jumble | ||
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In an orgy with multiple males: when two or more penises get entangled in what resembles a mess of noodles. Josh and I were smashing a couple of dudes last night and we thought it would be pretty cool to make a spaghetti jumble and pour tomato sauce on it.
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| 5. | scene kid | ||
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What is probably the most annoying creature on the face of the Earth?
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The Scene Kid. Look at the way they dress, looks like they went for a dumpster dive behind the salvation army in the late 80s. They do stupid shit that no one likes just to draw attention, like to throw a shoe at someone who decided to take a nap. You ask how is this a summer time problem? It really isn't, its a school year problem. Its just annoying kids who come to high school and decide to combine the dickness of the jocks and the bad fashion taste of Dillon Bailey and Emo kids (sorry Dillon, lol). Let's go into more depth of the scene kid equation. Dumb kid + being spoiled + not understanding the definition of cool + not being able to dress themselves all that ^ divided by the stuff below indecisiveness - true happiness all that multiplied by the emo factor = scene kid. Now why do scene kids exsist in a world like this? Because some where along the line, all the wanna-bes in the subcultures got together and had one big orgy, following, all the wanna-be cultures realized they had brought about their own death and all the posers in these wanna-be communes immediately realized that they had created an even more annoying being then themselves creating a lack of need for their generation, so they all ran of the Cliffs of Dover. The Scene kids were now just in an infantile state and left alon in these poser communes, they took up all the mismatched and no longer in style clothing and wor... |
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