Tomassi's Law 

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi

"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."

Tomassi's Law by loudest12man November 14, 2023

Rolo Tomassi 

The guy who gets away with it.

Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley

Rolo Tomassi by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Mark Tomassi

Mark Tomassi is an absolute stud! He is a fuckin’ genius when it comes to designing shit for babies. Mark Tomassi is the cutest man in the world.

Mark Tomassi is a stud.

Mark Tomassi by NSFG November 11, 2025

Tomasso 

A Tomasso is an old-world Italian gentleman who will open and hold the door for you without a second thought to it. He has a heart of gold and a smile that can kill. You can ask anything of him as long as it doesn't threaten him or anyone he loves or holds dear. Don't get on this guys' bad side though, you will find yourself in a very bad place.

He likes cars and nature, and a favorite color is green.

He is a gentleman at a gentleman's best.

Many females should want to know a Tomasso, for people like them are rare.

"Chivalry is dead."

"No it's not, Tomasso is still here."

Tomasso by Sunshineflower34 March 16, 2012

Aunt Tomasina 

Wife of Uncle Tom. Inside the beltway nick name for Condoleeza Rice.

Yea, Aunt Tomasina is over in the Middle East today repeating the same old Bush doctrine. Meanwhile 3 suicide bombers blew themselves up in Bagdad this morning.

Aunt Tomasina by TWade August 25, 2005

Tomasi 

A talented person who protects his or there own no matter the coast. They will go out of there way to make sure there people are doing fine in life and have a smile on there face. Even when they are feeling down themselves .

That person is cute and he is a Tomasi

Tomasi by Lifeisreal May 23, 2018

Tomasso 

A Tomasso is an incredibly rare human being. The ultimate protector, he's family oriented and will more than likely bend over backwards for anyone.

Extraordinarily attractive.

"Did you see that guy? His name is Tomasso."

"Yeah, that name suits him and his looks."

Tomasso by jambo45 April 28, 2013